Authors: I am the meta reviewer. I see into your soul. I scrutinise your literature review. I inspect your evidence. I evaluate your claims. I consider your conclusions.
Reviewers: I am the meta reviewer: I see into your soul. I judge your accuracy. I evaluate your expertise. I doubt your motives. I witness your inexperience.
Programme Commitee: We are the meta reviewers. We save souls. We guard standards. We argue, defend and justify. We shepherd papers for the good of the community. We are time starved, weary eyed but truimphant. Science has been served once again.